wives

Last time I tried to make love to my wife nothing happened, so I said to her, 'What's the matter, you can't think of anybody either?'

My wife's a water sign. I'm an earth sign. Together we make mud.

There is one thing more exasperating than a wife who can cook and won't, and that's the wife who can't and will.

No happiness is like unto it, no love so great as that of man and wife, no such comfort as a sweet wife.

She is a winsome wee thing, She is a handsome wee thing, She is a bonny wee thing, This sweet wee wife o' mine.

Ah, gentle dames! it gars me greet To think how monie counsels sweet, How monie lengthened sage advices, The husband frae the wife despises.

To make a happy fire-side clime To weans and wife, That's the true pathos and sublime Of human life.

If we must lose wife or husband when we live to our highest right, we lose an unhappy marriage as well, and we gain ourselves. But if a marriage is born between two already self-discovered, what a lovely adventure begins, hurricanes and all!

What was the question?  ...Oh. Where do I get my crazy ideas? Answer: sleep-fairy, walk-fairy, shower-fairy.  Book-fairy.  And in these last few years, from my wife. Now when I have questions I ask her and she tells me the answer.  If you haven't already, I'd suggest you want to find your soulmate, as soon as you can.  Next question?

Middle age is the time of life that a man first notices in his wife.