Marriage counselor to husband & wife: "The problem, as I see it, is communication. You'll have to find a way to avoid it"
Source: The Lockhorns, a cartoon
Contributed by: Zaady
Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, half shut afterwards.
Benjamin Franklin (1706 - 1790)
Source: Albert W. Daw Collection
Where there is marriage without love, there will be love without marriage.
A woman asking "Am I good? Am I satisfied?" is extremely selfish. The less women fuss about themselves, the less they talk to other women, the more they try to please their husbands, the happier the marriage is going to be.
Barbara Cartland (1901 -)
A happy marriage is a long conversation that always seems too short.
Andre Maurois (1885 - 1967)
A marriage without conflicts is almost as inconceivable as a nation without crises.
A successful marriage is an edifice that must be rebuilt every day.
MARRIAGE, n. The state or condition of a community consisting of a master, a mistress and two slaves, making in all, two.
Ambrose Bierce (1842 - 1914)
Source: The Devil's Dictionary by Ambrose Bierce
LOVE, n. A temporary insanity curable by marriage or by removal of the patient from the influences under which he incurred the disorder.
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