jokes

Joking aside, let us turn to serious matters. -Amoto quaeramus seria ludo

What are you laughing at? Just change the name and the joke's on you. -Quid rides? Mutato nomine de te fabula narratur

The problem with political jokes is they get elected.

LITTLE THINGS Oh, it's just the little homely things, The unobtrusive friendly things, The "won't you let me help you" things That make our pathway light; And it's just the jolly joking things, The "never mind the trouble" things, The "laugh with me, it's funny" things, That make the world seem bright. For all the countless famous things, The wondrous record breaking things, Those never-can-be-equalled things That all the papers cite, Are not like little human things The"just because I like you" things That make us happy quite. So here's to all the little things, The "done and then forgotten" things, Those "Oh, it's simply nothing" things, That make life "worth the fight." -Grace Haines

Any woman who chooses to behave like a full human being should be warned that the armies of the status quo will treat her as something of a dirty joke; that's their natural and first weapon.

Jokes are generally honest. Complete solemnity is always dishonest.

It is the test of a good religion whether you can joke about it.

A difference of taste in jokes is a great strain on the affections.

My way of joking is to tell the truth, It's the funniest joke in the world.

A person reveals his character by nothing so clearly as the joke he resents.