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A Quote by Fran Lebowitz on football, good, interest, play, and women

Being a woman is of special interest only to aspiring male transsexuals. To actual women it is merely a good excuse not to play football.

Fran Lebowitz

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A Quote by Eugene J. McCarthy on coaching, football, politics, and understanding

Being in politics is like coaching football. You have to be smart enough to understand the game and dumb enough to think it's important.

Eugene J. McCarthy (1916 -)

Source: 1968

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A Quote by Eugene J. McCarthy on coaching, football, politics, and understanding

Being in politics is like being a football coach. You have to be smart enough to understand the game and dumb enough to think it's important.

Eugene J. McCarthy (1916 -)

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A Quote by Erma Bombeck on death and football

If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally brain dead.

Erma Bombeck (1927 - 1996)

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A Quote by Edward J. McGrath Jr. on baseball, football, justice, needs, and play

I'm old, old enough to play baseball or football. I'm not eight yet. My Mom told me when you start baseball, you aren't going to be able to run that fast because you had an operation. I told Mom I wouldn't need to run fast. When I play baseball, I'll just hit them out of the park. Then I'll be able to walk.

Edward J. McGrath Jr.

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A Quote by Don Schula on football, good, and luck

Describing an opposing team: Sure, luck means a lot in football. Not having a good quarterback is bad luck.

Don Schula

Source: 1994

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A Quote by Dick Butkus on football

When I played pro football, I never set out to hurt anybody deliberately . . . unless it was, you know, important, like a league game or something.

Dick Butkus

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A Quote by Carol G. Hanson on football, people, politics, and problems

If we could get the public as involved and as informed about politics as they are about Monday Night Football, we would not have as many problems. People have to get off their duffs and participate.

Carol G. Hanson

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A Quote by Paul "Bear" Bryant on football, good, and people

If any thing goes bad, I did it. If anything goes semi-good, we did it. If anything goes really good, then you did it. That's all it takes to get people to win football games for you.

Bear Bryant

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A Quote by Anne Morrow Lindbergh on football, friendship, men, and women

Men kick friendship around like a football, but it doesn't seem to crack. Women treat it like glass and it goes to pieces.

Anne Lindbergh (1906 -)

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