Woody Allen

1935 -

A Quote by Woody Allen

You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to live to be a hundred.

Woody Allen (1935 -)

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A Quote by Woody Allen on discovery, mathematics, students, and writing

Standard mathematics has recently been rendered obsolete by the discovery that for years we have been writing the numeral five backward. This has led to reevaluation of counting as a method of getting from one to ten. Students are taught advanced concepts of Boolean algebra, and formerly unsolvable equations are dealt with by threats of reprisals.

Woody Allen (1935 -)

Source: Howard Eves' Return to Mathematical Circles, Boston: Prindle, Weber, and Schmidt, 1988.

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A Quote by Woody Allen on education

His lack of education is more than compensated for by his keenly developed moral bankruptcy.

Woody Allen (1935 -)

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A Quote by Woody Allen on nature

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I am at two with nature.

Woody Allen (1935 -)

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A Quote by Woody Allen on death, experience, and impossibility

It is impossible to experience one's death objectively and still carry a tune.

Woody Allen (1935 -)

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A Quote by Woody Allen on lies and sleep

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The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won't get much sleep.

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A Quote by Woody Allen on people and thought

Interestingly, according to modern astronomers, space is finite. This is a very comforting thought - particularly for people who can never remember where they have left things.

Woody Allen (1935 -)

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A Quote by Woody Allen on impossibility and travel

It is impossible to travel faster than the speed of light, and certainly not desirable, as one's hat keeps blowing off.

Woody Allen (1935 -)

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A Quote by Woody Allen on peace, reading, and war

I took a speed reading course and read 'War and Peace' in twenty minutes. It involves Russia.

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A Quote by Woody Allen on god and poets

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As the poet said, 'Only God can make a tree' - probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on.

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