Woody Allen

1935 -

A Quote by Woody Allen on nature

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I am at two with nature.

Woody Allen (1935 -)

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A Quote by Woody Allen on death, experience, and impossibility

It is impossible to experience one's death objectively and still carry a tune.

Woody Allen (1935 -)

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A Quote by Woody Allen on lies and sleep

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The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won't get much sleep.

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A Quote by Woody Allen on people and thought

Interestingly, according to modern astronomers, space is finite. This is a very comforting thought - particularly for people who can never remember where they have left things.

Woody Allen (1935 -)

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A Quote by Woody Allen on impossibility and travel

It is impossible to travel faster than the speed of light, and certainly not desirable, as one's hat keeps blowing off.

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A Quote by Woody Allen on peace, reading, and war

I took a speed reading course and read 'War and Peace' in twenty minutes. It involves Russia.

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A Quote by Woody Allen on god and poets

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As the poet said, 'Only God can make a tree' - probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on.

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A Quote by Woody Allen on funerals

My grandfather was a very insignificant man, actually. At his funeral his hearse followed the other cars.

Woody Allen (1935 -)

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A Quote by Woody Allen on action and parenthood

When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.

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A Quote by Woody Allen on life, loneliness, misery, and suffering

Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering - and it's all over much too soon.

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