I am at two with nature.
Woody Allen (1935 -)
Contributed by: Zaady
It is impossible to experience one's death objectively and still carry a tune.
The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won't get much sleep.
Interestingly, according to modern astronomers, space is finite. This is a very comforting thought - particularly for people who can never remember where they have left things.
It is impossible to travel faster than the speed of light, and certainly not desirable, as one's hat keeps blowing off.
I took a speed reading course and read 'War and Peace' in twenty minutes. It involves Russia.
As the poet said, 'Only God can make a tree' - probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on.
My grandfather was a very insignificant man, actually. At his funeral his hearse followed the other cars.
When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.
Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering - and it's all over much too soon.
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