Since Americans throw rice at weddings, do Asians throw hamburgers?
Steven Wright (1955 -)
Contributed by: Zaady
Since light travels faster than sound, isn't that why some people appear bright... until you hear them speak?
Smoking cures weight problems . . . eventually.
So what's the speed of dark?
Someone sent me a postcard picture of the earth. On the back it said, "Wish you were here."
Sorry . . . my mind was wandering . . . One time it went all the way to Venus and ordered a meal I couldn't pay for.
Sponges grow in the ocean. That just kills me. I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be if that didn't happen.
Success always occurs in private, and failure in full view.
Tell a man that there are 400 billion stars and he'll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint and he has to touch it.
The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing.
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