The hardness of the butter is proportional to the softness of the bread.
Steven Wright (1955 -)
Contributed by: Zaady
[Referring to a glass of water:] I mixed this myself. Two parts H, one part O. I don't trust anybody!
Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before.
Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark.
Since Americans throw rice at weddings, do Asians throw hamburgers?
Since light travels faster than sound, isn't that why some people appear bright... until you hear them speak?
Smoking cures weight problems . . . eventually.
So what's the speed of dark?
Someone sent me a postcard picture of the earth. On the back it said, "Wish you were here."
Sorry . . . my mind was wandering . . . One time it went all the way to Venus and ordered a meal I couldn't pay for.
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