A fool and his money are soon partying.
Steven Wright (1955 -)
Contributed by: Zaady
A friend of mine is into Voodoo Acupuncture. You don't have to go. You'll just be walking down the street and . . . ooooohhhhhh, that's much better.
A friend of mine once sent me a post card with a picture of the entire planet Earth taken from space. On the back it said, "Wish you were here."
After eating, do amphibians need to wait an hour before getting out of the water?
After they make styrofoam, what do they ship it in?
All of the people in my building are insane. The guy above me designs synthetic herbals for ceramic cats.
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