A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
Steven Wright (1955 -)
Contributed by: Zaady
A fool and his money are soon partying.
A friend of mine is into Voodoo Acupuncture. You don't have to go. You'll just be walking down the street and . . . ooooohhhhhh, that's much better.
A friend of mine once sent me a post card with a picture of the entire planet Earth taken from space. On the back it said, "Wish you were here."
After eating, do amphibians need to wait an hour before getting out of the water?
After they make styrofoam, what do they ship it in?
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