There aren't enough days in the weekend.
Steven Wright (1955 -)
Contributed by: Zaady
There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore looking like an idiot.
42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.
A beautiful woman moved in next door. So I went over and returned a cup of sugar. "You didn't borrow this." "I will."
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
A fool and his money are soon partying.
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