A friend of mine once sent me a post card with a picture of the entire planet Earth taken from space. On the back it said, "Wish you were here."
Steven Wright (1955 -)
Contributed by: Zaady
After eating, do amphibians need to wait an hour before getting out of the water?
After they make styrofoam, what do they ship it in?
All of the people in my building are insane. The guy above me designs synthetic herbals for ceramic cats.
I was in the grocery store. I saw a sign that said "pet supplies." So I did. Then I went outside and saw a sign that said "compact cars. . . ."
There aren't enough days in the weekend.
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