Steven Wright

1955 -

A Quote by Steven Wright on earth, friendship, and wishes

A friend of mine once sent me a post card with a picture of the entire planet Earth taken from space. On the back it said, "Wish you were here."

Steven Wright (1955 -)

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A Quote by Steven Wright on needs and water

After eating, do amphibians need to wait an hour before getting out of the water?

Steven Wright (1955 -)

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A Quote by Steven Wright

After they make styrofoam, what do they ship it in?

Steven Wright (1955 -)

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A Quote by Steven Wright on cats, design, insanity, and people

All of the people in my building are insane. The guy above me designs synthetic herbals for ceramic cats.

Steven Wright (1955 -)

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A Quote by Steven Wright

I was in the grocery store. I saw a sign that said "pet supplies." So I did. Then I went outside and saw a sign that said "compact cars. . . ."

Steven Wright (1955 -)

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A Quote by Steven Wright

There aren't enough days in the weekend.

Steven Wright (1955 -)

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