Steven Wright

1955 -

A Quote by Steven Wright on borrowing and women

A beautiful woman moved in next door. So I went over and returned a cup of sugar. "You didn't borrow this." "I will."

Steven Wright (1955 -)

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A Quote by Steven Wright on clarity, conscience, and memory

A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

Steven Wright (1955 -)

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A Quote by Steven Wright on money

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A fool and his money are soon partying.

Steven Wright (1955 -)

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A Quote by Steven Wright on friendship and justice

A friend of mine is into Voodoo Acupuncture. You don't have to go. You'll just be walking down the street and . . . ooooohhhhhh, that's much better.

Steven Wright (1955 -)

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A Quote by Steven Wright on earth, friendship, and wishes

A friend of mine once sent me a post card with a picture of the entire planet Earth taken from space. On the back it said, "Wish you were here."

Steven Wright (1955 -)

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A Quote by Steven Wright on needs and water

After eating, do amphibians need to wait an hour before getting out of the water?

Steven Wright (1955 -)

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