Steven Wright

1955 -

A Quote by Steven Wright on cats, design, insanity, and people

All of the people in my building are insane. The guy above me designs synthetic herbals for ceramic cats.

Steven Wright (1955 -)

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A Quote by Steven Wright

I was in the grocery store. I saw a sign that said "pet supplies." So I did. Then I went outside and saw a sign that said "compact cars. . . ."

Steven Wright (1955 -)

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A Quote by Steven Wright

There aren't enough days in the weekend.

Steven Wright (1955 -)

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A Quote by Steven Wright on fishing and justice

There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore looking like an idiot.

Steven Wright (1955 -)

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A Quote by Steven Wright on statistics

42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.

Steven Wright (1955 -)

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A Quote by Steven Wright on borrowing and women

A beautiful woman moved in next door. So I went over and returned a cup of sugar. "You didn't borrow this." "I will."

Steven Wright (1955 -)

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