Inanimate objects are classed scientifically into three major categories: those that don't work, those that break down and those that don't get lost.
Contributed by: Zaady
You can't enjoy light verse with a heavy heart.
Misery no longer loves company. Nowadays it insists on it.
I gave up on new poetry myself 30 years ago when most of it began to read like coded messages passing between lonely aliens in a hostile world.
Anticipating that most poetry will be worse than carrying heavy luggage through O'Hare Airport, the public, to its loss, reads very little of it.
Poetry is so vital to us until school spoils it.
Live by publicity, you'll probably die by publicity.
Research is a scientific activity dedicated to discovering what makes grass green.
People who say you're just as old as you feel are all wrong, fortunately.
Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say that what we really need is a car that can be shot when it breaks down.
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