Ah, summer, what power you have to make us suffer and like it.
Contributed by: Zaady
Television was the most revolutionary event of the century. Its importance was in a class with the discovery of gunpowder and the invention of the printing press, which changed the human condition for centuries afterward.
Usually, terrible things that are done with the excuse that progress requires them are not really progress at all, but just terrible things.
In America nothing dies easier than tradition.
Inanimate objects are classed scientifically into three major categories: those that don't work, those that break down and those that don't get lost.
You can't enjoy light verse with a heavy heart.
Misery no longer loves company. Nowadays it insists on it.
I gave up on new poetry myself 30 years ago when most of it began to read like coded messages passing between lonely aliens in a hostile world.
People who say you're just as old as you feel are all wrong, fortunately.
Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say that what we really need is a car that can be shot when it breaks down.
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