Live by publicity, you'll probably die by publicity.
Contributed by: Zaady
Research is a scientific activity dedicated to discovering what makes grass green.
In America, it is sport that is the opiate of the masses.
Ah, summer, what power you have to make us suffer and like it.
Television was the most revolutionary event of the century. Its importance was in a class with the discovery of gunpowder and the invention of the printing press, which changed the human condition for centuries afterward.
Usually, terrible things that are done with the excuse that progress requires them are not really progress at all, but just terrible things.
In America nothing dies easier than tradition.
Inanimate objects are classed scientifically into three major categories: those that don't work, those that break down and those that don't get lost.
Happiness is a small and unworthy goal for something as big and fancy as a whole lifetime, and should be taken in small doses.
Caution: These verses may be hazardous to your solemnity.
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