The most common of all antagonisms arises from a man's taking a seat beside you on the train, a seat to which he is completely entitled.
Robert Charles Benchley (1889 - 1945)
Contributed by: Zaady
Dachshunds are ideal dogs for small children, as they are already stretched and pulled to such a length that the child cannot do much harm one way or the other.
Source: Quoted by Cold Noses and Warm Hearts
Drinking makes such fools of people, and people are such fools to begin with, that it's compounding a felony.
One of the easiest forms of pretense to break down is the pretense of enthusiasm for exotic foods. Just bring on the exotic foods.
Source: Benchley—or Else!
I must get out of these wet clothes and into a dry Martini.
I can't bring myself to say, 'Well, I guess I'll be toddling along.' It isn't that I can't toddle. It's just that I can't guess I'll toddle.
It has always seemed to me that the most difficult part of building a bridge would be the start.
Tell us your phobias and we will tell you what you are afraid of.
There are two kinds of people in the world, those who believe there are two kinds of people in the world and those who don't.
Source: Benchley's Law of Distinction
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