I must get out of these wet clothes and into a dry Martini.
Robert Charles Benchley (1889 - 1945)
Contributed by: Zaady
I can't bring myself to say, 'Well, I guess I'll be toddling along.' It isn't that I can't toddle. It's just that I can't guess I'll toddle.
It has always seemed to me that the most difficult part of building a bridge would be the start.
Tell us your phobias and we will tell you what you are afraid of.
There are two kinds of people in the world, those who believe there are two kinds of people in the world and those who don't.
Source: Benchley's Law of Distinction
It took me fifteen years to discover that I had no talent for writing, but I couldn't give it up because by then I was too famous.
A boy can learn a lot from a dog: obedence, loyalty, and the importance of turning around three times before lying down.
The most common of all antagonisms arises from a man's taking a seat beside you on the train, a seat to which he is completely entitled.
Dachshunds are ideal dogs for small children, as they are already stretched and pulled to such a length that the child cannot do much harm one way or the other.
Source: Quoted by Cold Noses and Warm Hearts
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