Learning to dislike children at an early age saves alot of expense and aggravation later in life.
Robert Byrne
Contributed by: Zaady
There are two kinds of people, those who finish what they start and so on . . .
Everything is in a state of flux, including the status quo.
Nobody ever committed suicide while reading a good book, but many have while trying to write one.
Doing a thing well is often a waste of time.
Getting caught is the mother of invention.
A promising young man should go into politics so that he can go on promising for the rest of his life.
In order to preserve your self-respect, it is sometimes necessary to lie and cheat.
The purpose of life is a life of purpose.