Peter Sellers

1925 - 1980

A Quote by Richard Henry "Peter" Sellers on real, funny, and joke

There used to be a real me, but I had it surgically removed.

Peter Sellers (1925 - 1980)

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A Quote by Richard Henry "Peter" Sellers

Dreyfus: MINKEY??? You said MINKEY!!! Clouseau: Yes... a Chimpanzee Minkey.

Peter Sellers (1925 - 1980)

Source: Pink Panther films

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A Quote by Richard Henry "Peter" Sellers on dogs, niceness, and thought

Clouseau: Does yer dewg bite? Inn Keeper: No Clouseau: Nice Doggy (bends down to pet a dachshund - it snarls and bites him) I thought you said yer dewg did not bite! Inn Keeper: Zat . . . iz not my dog!

Peter Sellers (1925 - 1980)

Source: Pink Panther films

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A Quote by Richard Henry "Peter" Sellers on crime

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Housekeeper: You've ruined that piano! Clouseau: What is the price of one piano, compared to the terrible crime that has been committed here Housekeeper: But that's a priceless Steinway! Clouseau: Nyot Anymeur.

Peter Sellers (1925 - 1980)

Source: Pink Panther films

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A Quote by Richard Henry "Peter" Sellers on problems

I am here to fix the problem with yer pheaun.

Peter Sellers (1925 - 1980)

Source: Pink Panther films

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A Quote by Richard Henry "Peter" Sellers on compliments

Madame, that is by far the ugliest nose I have ever seen and I compliment you on it, it suits you!

Peter Sellers (1925 - 1980)

Source: Pink Panther films

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A Quote by Richard Henry "Peter" Sellers

Mehrder?? . . what Mehrder?

Peter Sellers (1925 - 1980)

Source: Pink Panther films

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A Quote by Richard Henry "Peter" Sellers on relaxation

Relax, I'll get it. (said to Kato after Clouseau knocks him unconscious)

Peter Sellers (1925 - 1980)

Source: Pink Panther films

Contributed by: Zaady

A Quote by Richard Henry "Peter" Sellers

This IZ Chief Inspector Clouseau speaking on the pheaun.

Peter Sellers (1925 - 1980)

Source: Pink Panther films

Contributed by: Zaady

A Quote by Richard Henry "Peter" Sellers on dogs, niceness, and thought

Clouseau: Does yer dewg bite? Inn Keeper: No Clouseau: Nice Doggy (bends down to pet a dachshund - it snarls and bites him) I thought you said yer dewg did not bite! Inn Keeper: Zat... iz not my dog!

Peter Sellers (1925 - 1980)

Source: Pink Panther films

Contributed by: Zaady

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