There used to be a real me, but I had it surgically removed.
Peter Sellers (1925 - 1980)
Contributed by: a-life
Mehrder?? . . what Mehrder?
Source: Pink Panther films
Contributed by: Zaady
Relax, I'll get it. (said to Kato after Clouseau knocks him unconscious)
This IZ Chief Inspector Clouseau speaking on the pheaun.
Clouseau: Does yer dewg bite? Inn Keeper: No Clouseau: Nice Doggy (bends down to pet a dachshund - it snarls and bites him) I thought you said yer dewg did not bite! Inn Keeper: Zat... iz not my dog!
François: Gesundheit! Clouseau: Yes, I kneow that, I kneow that.
Is there anybody hiding there in the dark?
Finally, in conclusion, let me say just this.
You'll catch your death of cold. Clouseau: Yes, yes I probably will but . . . its all part of life's rich pageantry, you kneau.
Dreyfus: MINKEY??? You said MINKEY!!! Clouseau: Yes... a Chimpanzee Minkey.
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