Peter Sellers

1925 - 1980

A Quote by Richard Henry "Peter" Sellers on real, funny, and joke

There used to be a real me, but I had it surgically removed.

Peter Sellers (1925 - 1980)

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A Quote by Richard Henry "Peter" Sellers on dogs, niceness, and thought

Clouseau: Does yer dewg bite? Inn Keeper: No Clouseau: Nice Doggy (bends down to pet a dachshund - it snarls and bites him) I thought you said yer dewg did not bite! Inn Keeper: Zat... iz not my dog!

Peter Sellers (1925 - 1980)

Source: Pink Panther films

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A Quote by Richard Henry "Peter" Sellers

François: Gesundheit! Clouseau: Yes, I kneow that, I kneow that.

Peter Sellers (1925 - 1980)

Source: Pink Panther films

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A Quote by Richard Henry "Peter" Sellers on darkness

Is there anybody hiding there in the dark?

Peter Sellers (1925 - 1980)

Source: Pink Panther films

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A Quote by Richard Henry "Peter" Sellers on justice

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Finally, in conclusion, let me say just this.

Peter Sellers (1925 - 1980)

Source: Pink Panther films

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A Quote by Richard Henry "Peter" Sellers on death and life

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You'll catch your death of cold. Clouseau: Yes, yes I probably will but . . . its all part of life's rich pageantry, you kneau.

Peter Sellers (1925 - 1980)

Source: Pink Panther films

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A Quote by Richard Henry "Peter" Sellers

Dreyfus: MINKEY??? You said MINKEY!!! Clouseau: Yes... a Chimpanzee Minkey.

Peter Sellers (1925 - 1980)

Source: Pink Panther films

Contributed by: Zaady

A Quote by Richard Henry "Peter" Sellers on dogs, niceness, and thought

Clouseau: Does yer dewg bite? Inn Keeper: No Clouseau: Nice Doggy (bends down to pet a dachshund - it snarls and bites him) I thought you said yer dewg did not bite! Inn Keeper: Zat . . . iz not my dog!

Peter Sellers (1925 - 1980)

Source: Pink Panther films

Contributed by: Zaady

A Quote by Richard Henry "Peter" Sellers on crime

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Housekeeper: You've ruined that piano! Clouseau: What is the price of one piano, compared to the terrible crime that has been committed here Housekeeper: But that's a priceless Steinway! Clouseau: Nyot Anymeur.

Peter Sellers (1925 - 1980)

Source: Pink Panther films

Contributed by: Zaady

A Quote by Richard Henry "Peter" Sellers on problems

I am here to fix the problem with yer pheaun.

Peter Sellers (1925 - 1980)

Source: Pink Panther films

Contributed by: Zaady

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