Clouseau: Does yer dewg bite? Inn Keeper: No Clouseau: Nice Doggy (bends down to pet a dachshund - it snarls and bites him) I thought you said yer dewg did not bite! Inn Keeper: Zat . . . iz not my dog!
Housekeeper: You've ruined that piano! Clouseau: What is the price of one piano, compared to the terrible crime that has been committed here Housekeeper: But that's a priceless Steinway! Clouseau: Nyot Anymeur.