Nothing is as irritating as the fellow who chats pleasantly while he's overcharging you.
Kin Hubbard (1868 - 1930)
Contributed by: Zaady
"In order to live off a garden, you practically have to live in it.
The fellow that agrees with everything you say is either a fool or he is getting ready to skin you.
Nobody ever fergits where he buried a hatchet.
Source: Abe Martin’s Broadcast, 1930
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