Lots of folks confuse bad management with destiny.
Kin Hubbard (1868 - 1930)
Contributed by: Zaady
The safest way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.
When a fellow says it hain't the money but the principle o' the thing, it's th' money.
Source: Hoss Sense and Nonsense, 1926
Peace has its victories no less than war, but it doesn't have as many monuments to unveil.
Folks that blurt out just what they think wouldn't be so bad if they thought.
Don't knock the weather; nine-tenths of the people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in a while.
Nothing is as irritating as the fellow who chats pleasantly while he's overcharging you.
"In order to live off a garden, you practically have to live in it.
The fellow that agrees with everything you say is either a fool or he is getting ready to skin you.
Nobody ever fergits where he buried a hatchet.
Source: Abe Martin’s Broadcast, 1930
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