Kin Hubbard

Lots of folks confuse bad management with destiny.

The safest way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.

When a fellow says it hain't the money but the principle o' the thing, it's th' money.

Peace has its victories no less than war, but it doesn't have as many monuments to unveil.

The fellow that agrees with everything you say is either a fool or he is getting ready to skin you.

Nobody ever fergits where he buried a hatchet.

A good listener is usually thinking about something else.

Live so that you can at least get the benefit of the doubt.

Now and then an innocent man is sent to the legislature.

There is no failure except in no longer trying. There is no defeat except from within, no really insurmountable barrier save our own inherent weakness of purpose.