Lots of folks confuse bad management with destiny.
Kin Hubbard (1868 - 1930)
Contributed by: Zaady
The safest way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.
When a fellow says it hain't the money but the principle o' the thing, it's th' money.
Source: Hoss Sense and Nonsense, 1926
Peace has its victories no less than war, but it doesn't have as many monuments to unveil.
Don't knock the weather; nine-tenths of the people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in a while.
Nothing is as irritating as the fellow who chats pleasantly while he's overcharging you.
"In order to live off a garden, you practically have to live in it.
The fellow that agrees with everything you say is either a fool or he is getting ready to skin you.
Nobody ever fergits where he buried a hatchet.
Source: Abe Martin’s Broadcast, 1930
A good listener is usually thinking about something else.
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