There's only one thing money won't buy, and that is poverty.
Joe E. Lewis (1902 - 1971)
Contributed by: Zaady
You only live once but if you work it right, once is enough.
Boys, I have been rich and I have been poor, and believe me being rich is better.
I never went to school beyond the 3rd grade, but my mother taught me the difference between right and wrong.
Source: Albert W. Daw Collection
I always wake up at the crack of ice.
Adlai Stevenson has a genius for saying the right thing, at the right time, to the wrong people.
Show me a man with both feet on the ground and I'll show you a man who can't get his pants on.
Show me a friend in need and I'll show you a pest.
I don't like money actually, but it quiets the nerves.
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