Joan Rivers

1933 -

A Quote by Joan Rivers on anger, bitterness, experience, fear, feeling, and grief

Anger is a symptom, a way of cloaking and expressing feelings too awful to experience directly - hurt, bitterness, grief, and, mostof all, fear.

Joan Rivers (1933 -)

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A Quote by Joan Rivers on birth, children, and dogs

My obstetrician was so dumb that when I gave birth he forgot to cut the cord. For a year that kid followed me everywhere. It was like having a dog on a leash.

Joan Rivers (1933 -)

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A Quote by Joan Rivers

There is not one female comic who was beautiful as a little girl.

Joan Rivers (1933 -)

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A Quote by Joan Rivers on god, judaism, and work

I'm Jewish. It don't work out. If God wanted us to bend over he'd have put diamonds on the floor.

Joan Rivers (1933 -)

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A Quote by Joan Rivers

I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them.

Joan Rivers (1933 -)

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A Quote by Joan Rivers on hell, laws, and motherhood

I told my mother-in-law that my house was her house, and she said, "Get the hell off my property."

Joan Rivers (1933 -)

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A Quote by Joan Rivers on thinking

I succeeded by saying what everyone else is thinking.

Joan Rivers (1933 -)

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A Quote by Joan Rivers

Oh, grow up!

Joan Rivers (1933 -)

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A Quote by Joan Rivers

I hate housework! You make the beds, you do the dishes- and six months later you have to start all over again.

Joan Rivers (1933 -)

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A Quote by Joan Rivers on husbands and trust

Trust your husband, adore your husband, and get as much as you can in your own name.

Joan Rivers (1933 -)

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