Jay Leno

1950 -

A Quote by Jay Leno on hurricanes, natural disasters, terrorist attacks, god, and pledge of allegiance

With hurricanes, tornadoes, fires out of control, mudslides, flooding, severe thunderstorms tearing up the country from one end to another, and with the threat of bird flu and terrorist attacks, are we sure this is a good time to take God out of the Pledge of Allegiance?

Jay Leno (1950 -)

Source: "The Tonight Show"

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A Quote by Jay Leno on laughter

You can't stay mad at somebody who makes you laugh.

Jay Leno (1950 -)

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A Quote by Jay Leno on fame and motherhood

You're not famous until my mother has heard of you.

Jay Leno (1950 -)

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A Quote by Jay Leno on day

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Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will eat for a lifetime. Teach a man to create an artificial shortage of fish and he will eat steak.

Jay Leno (1950 -)

Source: Creative Quotations, a collection of quotations from the Internet.

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A Quote by Jay Leno on comedy, study, time, and trying

If Jay spent as much time studying as he does trying to be a comedian, he'd be a big star.

Jay Leno (1950 -)

Source: Jay Leno’s fifth grade report card

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A Quote by Jay Leno on beginning, death, life, motherhood, and people

It is said that life begins when the fetus can exist apart from its mother. By this definition, many people in Hollywood are legally dead.

Jay Leno (1950 -)

Source: Creative Quotations, a collection of quotations from the Internet.

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A Quote by Jay Leno on agreement, doctors, and medicine

The New England Journal of Medicine reports that 9 out of 10 doctors agree that 1 out of 10 doctors is an idiot.

Jay Leno (1950 -)

Source: Creative Quotations, a collection of quotations from the Internet.

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A Quote by Jay Leno on justice

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"I am not just another notch on your belt?" she asked him. "Of course not." he said as he put a mark on the chalkboard.

Jay Leno (1950 -)

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A Quote by Jay Leno on apologies, destruction, and god

If God doesn't destroy Hollywood Boulevard, he owes Sodom and Gomorrah an apology.

Jay Leno (1950 -)

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A Quote by Jay Leno on god

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If God had wanted us to vote, he would have given us candidates.

Jay Leno (1950 -)

Source: Creative Quotations, a collection of quotations from the Internet.

Contributed by: Zaady

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