A politician is a person who can make waves and then make you think he's the only one who can save the ship.
Contributed by: Zaady
A small town is a place where there is little to see or do, but what you hear makes up for it.
Knowledge is power, but enthusiasm pulls the switch.
He's the type who makes mountains out of molehills and then sells climbing equipment.
The past should be a springboard, not a hammock.
Most of us ask for advice when we know the answer but we want a different one.
He who fishes for compliments can expect to be handed a line.
Most of us can forgive and forget; we just don't want the other person to forget that we forgave.
Ever notice that people never say "It's only a game" when they're winning?
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