Groucho Marx

1895 - 1977

A Quote by Groucho Marx on best friend, books, darkness, dogs, and friendship

Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.

Groucho Marx (1895 - 1977)

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A Quote by Groucho Marx on art, politics, remedies, and trouble

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedies.

Groucho Marx (1895 - 1977)

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A Quote by Groucho Marx on books, television, and time

I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.

Groucho Marx (1895 - 1977)

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A Quote by Groucho Marx on time

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Time wounds all heels.

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A Quote by Groucho Marx on time

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Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

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A Quote by Groucho Marx on army, kindness, money, and war

Firefly: Now that you're Secretary of War, what kind of an army do you think we oughta have? Chicolini: Well, I tell you what I think. I think we should have a standing army. Firefly: Why should we have a standing army? Chicolini: Because then we save money on chairs.

Groucho Marx (1895 - 1977)

Source: As Firefly in the movie, Duck Soup, 1933

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A Quote by Groucho Marx on fame, fighting, honor, and women

Mrs. Teasdale calls for rescue and Firefly delivers the famous line to his cohorts as they rescue her: "Remember, you're fighting for this woman's honor, which is probably more than she ever did."

Groucho Marx (1895 - 1977)

Source: As Firefly in the movie, Duck Soup, 1933

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A Quote by Groucho Marx on belief

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Who are you going to believe, me or your own eyes?

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A Quote by Groucho Marx on age and confession

I must confess, I was born at a very early age.

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A Quote by Groucho Marx on death

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Either he's dead or my watch has stopped.

Groucho Marx (1895 - 1977)

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