Groucho Marx

1895 - 1977

A Quote by Groucho Marx on time

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Time wounds all heels.

Groucho Marx (1895 - 1977)

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A Quote by Groucho Marx on time

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Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

Groucho Marx (1895 - 1977)

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A Quote by Groucho Marx on army, kindness, money, and war

Firefly: Now that you're Secretary of War, what kind of an army do you think we oughta have? Chicolini: Well, I tell you what I think. I think we should have a standing army. Firefly: Why should we have a standing army? Chicolini: Because then we save money on chairs.

Groucho Marx (1895 - 1977)

Source: As Firefly in the movie, Duck Soup, 1933

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A Quote by Groucho Marx on fame, fighting, honor, and women

Mrs. Teasdale calls for rescue and Firefly delivers the famous line to his cohorts as they rescue her: "Remember, you're fighting for this woman's honor, which is probably more than she ever did."

Groucho Marx (1895 - 1977)

Source: As Firefly in the movie, Duck Soup, 1933

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A Quote by Groucho Marx

Firefly (to Mrs. Teasdale): You know, you haven't stopped talking since I came here. You must have been vaccinated with a phonograph needle.

Groucho Marx (1895 - 1977)

Source: As Firefly in the movie, Duck Soup, 1933

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A Quote by Groucho Marx on death, husbands, justice, kiss, murder, and wonder

Firefly: Where is your husband? Mrs. Teasdale: Why, he's dead. Firefly: I'll bet he's just using that as an excuse. Mrs. Teasdale: I was with him to the very end. Firefly: Hmmph. No wonder he passed away. Mrs. Teasdale: I held him in my arms and kissed him. Firefly: Oh I see. Then, it was murder.

Groucho Marx (1895 - 1977)

Source: As Firefly in the movie, Duck Soup, 1933

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A Quote by Groucho Marx

Chandler announces that he is sailing for Uruguay. Spaulding delivers a memorable pun: "Well, you go Uruguay and I'll go mine."

Groucho Marx (1895 - 1977)

Source: As Captain Jeffrey T. Spaulding, African jungle explorer in the movie, Animal Crackers, 1930

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A Quote by Groucho Marx on age and confession

I must confess, I was born at a very early age.

Groucho Marx (1895 - 1977)

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A Quote by Groucho Marx on death

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Either he's dead or my watch has stopped.

Groucho Marx (1895 - 1977)

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A Quote by Groucho Marx on clarity, divorce, and wives

As soon as I get through with you, you'll have a clear case for divorce and so will my wife.

Groucho Marx (1895 - 1977)

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