Groucho Marx

1895 - 1977

A Quote by Groucho Marx

One morning, I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I don't know.

Groucho Marx (1895 - 1977)

Source: As Captain Jeffrey T. Spaulding, African jungle explorer in the movie, Animal Crackers, 1930

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A Quote by Groucho Marx on judgment

Whoever named necking was a poor judge of anatomy.

Groucho Marx (1895 - 1977)

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A Quote by Groucho Marx on best friend, books, darkness, dogs, and friendship

Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.

Groucho Marx (1895 - 1977)

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A Quote by Groucho Marx on art, politics, remedies, and trouble

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedies.

Groucho Marx (1895 - 1977)

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A Quote by Groucho Marx on books, television, and time

I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.

Groucho Marx (1895 - 1977)

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A Quote by Groucho Marx on time

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Time wounds all heels.

Groucho Marx (1895 - 1977)

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A Quote by Groucho Marx on time

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Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

Groucho Marx (1895 - 1977)

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A Quote by Groucho Marx on belief and dogs

Chicolini: My dog - believe me, he's some smart dog. You know he went with Admiral Byrd to the Pole. Firefly: I'll bet the dog got to the pole first.

Groucho Marx (1895 - 1977)

Source: As Firefly in the movie, Duck Soup, 1933

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A Quote by Groucho Marx on belief

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Who are you going to believe, me or your own eyes?

Groucho Marx (1895 - 1977)

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A Quote by Groucho Marx on age and confession

I must confess, I was born at a very early age.

Groucho Marx (1895 - 1977)

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