Groucho Marx

1895 - 1977

A Quote by Groucho Marx on fame, fighting, honor, and women

Mrs. Teasdale calls for rescue and Firefly delivers the famous line to his cohorts as they rescue her: "Remember, you're fighting for this woman's honor, which is probably more than she ever did."

Groucho Marx (1895 - 1977)

Source: As Firefly in the movie, Duck Soup, 1933

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A Quote by Groucho Marx

Firefly (to Mrs. Teasdale): You know, you haven't stopped talking since I came here. You must have been vaccinated with a phonograph needle.

Groucho Marx (1895 - 1977)

Source: As Firefly in the movie, Duck Soup, 1933

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A Quote by Groucho Marx on death, husbands, justice, kiss, murder, and wonder

Firefly: Where is your husband? Mrs. Teasdale: Why, he's dead. Firefly: I'll bet he's just using that as an excuse. Mrs. Teasdale: I was with him to the very end. Firefly: Hmmph. No wonder he passed away. Mrs. Teasdale: I held him in my arms and kissed him. Firefly: Oh I see. Then, it was murder.

Groucho Marx (1895 - 1977)

Source: As Firefly in the movie, Duck Soup, 1933

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A Quote by Groucho Marx

Chandler announces that he is sailing for Uruguay. Spaulding delivers a memorable pun: "Well, you go Uruguay and I'll go mine."

Groucho Marx (1895 - 1977)

Source: As Captain Jeffrey T. Spaulding, African jungle explorer in the movie, Animal Crackers, 1930

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A Quote by Groucho Marx

One morning, I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I don't know.

Groucho Marx (1895 - 1977)

Source: As Captain Jeffrey T. Spaulding, African jungle explorer in the movie, Animal Crackers, 1930

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A Quote by Groucho Marx on judgment

Whoever named necking was a poor judge of anatomy.

Groucho Marx (1895 - 1977)

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A Quote by Groucho Marx on best friend, books, darkness, dogs, and friendship

Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.

Groucho Marx (1895 - 1977)

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A Quote by Groucho Marx on extremism and poverty

Look at me, I worked myself up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.

Groucho Marx (1895 - 1977)

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A Quote by Groucho Marx

Hello, I must be going.

Groucho Marx (1895 - 1977)

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A Quote by Groucho Marx

If I held you any closer I would be on the other side of you.

Groucho Marx (1895 - 1977)

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