Groucho Marx

1895 - 1977

A Quote by Groucho Marx

One morning, I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I don't know.

Groucho Marx (1895 - 1977)

Source: As Captain Jeffrey T. Spaulding, African jungle explorer in the movie, Animal Crackers, 1930

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A Quote by Groucho Marx on judgment

Whoever named necking was a poor judge of anatomy.

Groucho Marx (1895 - 1977)

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A Quote by Groucho Marx on best friend, books, darkness, dogs, and friendship

Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.

Groucho Marx (1895 - 1977)

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A Quote by Groucho Marx on art, politics, remedies, and trouble

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedies.

Groucho Marx (1895 - 1977)

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A Quote by Groucho Marx on books, television, and time

I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.

Groucho Marx (1895 - 1977)

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A Quote by Groucho Marx on time

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Time wounds all heels.

Groucho Marx (1895 - 1977)

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A Quote by Groucho Marx on time

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Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

Groucho Marx (1895 - 1977)

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A Quote by Groucho Marx on losing

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It is better to have loft and lost than to never have loft at all.

Groucho Marx (1895 - 1977)

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A Quote by Groucho Marx on books, cinema, dance, fame, home, and thought

"I could dance with you 'til the cows come home. On second thought, I'd rather dance with the cows when you came home." Number Seven in the Top Ten Most Famous Movie Quotes. -The Guinness Book of Film

Groucho Marx (1895 - 1977)

Source: Duck Soup, 1933.

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A Quote by Groucho Marx on country, day, honor, and world

Mrs. Teasdale congratulates him on his coronation and sovereignty: "The eyes of the world are upon you. Notables from every country are gathered here in your honor. This is a gala day for you." Firefly replies: "Well, a gal a day is enough for me. I don't think I could handle any more."

Groucho Marx (1895 - 1977)

Source: As Firefly in the movie, Duck Soup, 1933

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