Groucho Marx

1895 - 1977

A Quote by Groucho Marx

Chandler announces that he is sailing for Uruguay. Spaulding delivers a memorable pun: "Well, you go Uruguay and I'll go mine."

Groucho Marx (1895 - 1977)

Source: As Captain Jeffrey T. Spaulding, African jungle explorer in the movie, Animal Crackers, 1930

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A Quote by Groucho Marx

One morning, I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I don't know.

Groucho Marx (1895 - 1977)

Source: As Captain Jeffrey T. Spaulding, African jungle explorer in the movie, Animal Crackers, 1930

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A Quote by Groucho Marx on judgment

Whoever named necking was a poor judge of anatomy.

Groucho Marx (1895 - 1977)

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A Quote by Groucho Marx on best friend, books, darkness, dogs, and friendship

Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.

Groucho Marx (1895 - 1977)

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A Quote by Groucho Marx on art, politics, remedies, and trouble

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedies.

Groucho Marx (1895 - 1977)

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A Quote by Groucho Marx on books, television, and time

I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.

Groucho Marx (1895 - 1977)

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A Quote by Groucho Marx on time

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Time wounds all heels.

Groucho Marx (1895 - 1977)

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A Quote by Groucho Marx

Do you think I could buy back my introduction to you?

Groucho Marx (1895 - 1977)

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A Quote by Groucho Marx on losing

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It is better to have loft and lost than to never have loft at all.

Groucho Marx (1895 - 1977)

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A Quote by Groucho Marx on books, cinema, dance, fame, home, and thought

"I could dance with you 'til the cows come home. On second thought, I'd rather dance with the cows when you came home." Number Seven in the Top Ten Most Famous Movie Quotes. -The Guinness Book of Film

Groucho Marx (1895 - 1977)

Source: Duck Soup, 1933.

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