One morning, I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I don't know.
Groucho Marx (1895 - 1977)
Source: As Captain Jeffrey T. Spaulding, African jungle explorer in the movie, Animal Crackers, 1930
Contributed by: Zaady
Whoever named necking was a poor judge of anatomy.
Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.
Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedies.
I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.
Time wounds all heels.
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
Who are you going to believe, me or your own eyes?
I must confess, I was born at a very early age.
Either he's dead or my watch has stopped.
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