Groucho Marx

1895 - 1977

A Quote by Groucho Marx on children and understanding

A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.

Groucho Marx (1895 - 1977)

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A Quote by Groucho Marx

There is no sweeter sound than the crumbling of your fellow man.

Groucho Marx (1895 - 1977)

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A Quote by Groucho Marx

Go, and never darken my towels again.

Groucho Marx (1895 - 1977)

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A Quote by Groucho Marx

I cannot say that I do not disagree wtih you.

Groucho Marx (1895 - 1977)

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A Quote by Groucho Marx

I never forget a face but in your case, I'll make an exception.

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A Quote by Groucho Marx on art, politics, remedies, and trouble

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedies.

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A Quote by Groucho Marx on books, television, and time

I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.

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A Quote by Groucho Marx on time

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Time wounds all heels.

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A Quote by Groucho Marx on time

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Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

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A Quote by Groucho Marx on army, kindness, money, and war

Firefly: Now that you're Secretary of War, what kind of an army do you think we oughta have? Chicolini: Well, I tell you what I think. I think we should have a standing army. Firefly: Why should we have a standing army? Chicolini: Because then we save money on chairs.

Groucho Marx (1895 - 1977)

Source: As Firefly in the movie, Duck Soup, 1933

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