Groucho Marx

1895 - 1977

A Quote by Groucho Marx on best friend, failure, friendship, and unhappiness

No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend.

Groucho Marx (1895 - 1977)

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A Quote by Groucho Marx on money

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Blood's not thicker than money.

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A Quote by Groucho Marx on children and understanding

A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.

Groucho Marx (1895 - 1977)

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A Quote by Groucho Marx

There is no sweeter sound than the crumbling of your fellow man.

Groucho Marx (1895 - 1977)

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A Quote by Groucho Marx

Go, and never darken my towels again.

Groucho Marx (1895 - 1977)

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A Quote by Groucho Marx on judgment

Whoever named necking was a poor judge of anatomy.

Groucho Marx (1895 - 1977)

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A Quote by Groucho Marx on best friend, books, darkness, dogs, and friendship

Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.

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A Quote by Groucho Marx on art, politics, remedies, and trouble

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedies.

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A Quote by Groucho Marx on books, television, and time

I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.

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A Quote by Groucho Marx on time

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Time wounds all heels.

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