Groucho Marx

1895 - 1977

A Quote by Groucho Marx on women

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Women should be obscene and not heard.

Groucho Marx (1895 - 1977)

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A Quote by Groucho Marx on body, evil, and women

A thing that has always baffled me about women is that they will saturate themselves with a pint of perfume, a pound of sachet powder, an evil-smelling lip rouge, a peculiar-smelling hair ointment and a half-dozen varieties of body oils, and then have the effrontery to complain of the aroma of a fine dollar cigar.

Groucho Marx (1895 - 1977)

Source: Ladies’ Home Journal, November 1943

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A Quote by Groucho Marx on books, day, laughter, and reading

From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.

Groucho Marx (1895 - 1977)

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A Quote by Groucho Marx

You'd better beat it. You can leave in a taxi. If you can't get a taxi, you can leave in a huff. If that's too soon, you can leave in a minute and a huff.

Groucho Marx (1895 - 1977)

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A Quote by Groucho Marx on acceptance

I wouldn't want to belong to any club that would accept me as a member.

Groucho Marx (1895 - 1977)

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A Quote by Groucho Marx on fame, fighting, honor, and women

Mrs. Teasdale calls for rescue and Firefly delivers the famous line to his cohorts as they rescue her: "Remember, you're fighting for this woman's honor, which is probably more than she ever did."

Groucho Marx (1895 - 1977)

Source: As Firefly in the movie, Duck Soup, 1933

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A Quote by Groucho Marx

Firefly (to Mrs. Teasdale): You know, you haven't stopped talking since I came here. You must have been vaccinated with a phonograph needle.

Groucho Marx (1895 - 1977)

Source: As Firefly in the movie, Duck Soup, 1933

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A Quote by Groucho Marx on death, husbands, justice, kiss, murder, and wonder

Firefly: Where is your husband? Mrs. Teasdale: Why, he's dead. Firefly: I'll bet he's just using that as an excuse. Mrs. Teasdale: I was with him to the very end. Firefly: Hmmph. No wonder he passed away. Mrs. Teasdale: I held him in my arms and kissed him. Firefly: Oh I see. Then, it was murder.

Groucho Marx (1895 - 1977)

Source: As Firefly in the movie, Duck Soup, 1933

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A Quote by Groucho Marx

Chandler announces that he is sailing for Uruguay. Spaulding delivers a memorable pun: "Well, you go Uruguay and I'll go mine."

Groucho Marx (1895 - 1977)

Source: As Captain Jeffrey T. Spaulding, African jungle explorer in the movie, Animal Crackers, 1930

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A Quote by Groucho Marx

One morning, I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I don't know.

Groucho Marx (1895 - 1977)

Source: As Captain Jeffrey T. Spaulding, African jungle explorer in the movie, Animal Crackers, 1930

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