Groucho Marx

1895 - 1977

A Quote by Groucho Marx

Go, and never darken my towels again.

Groucho Marx (1895 - 1977)

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A Quote by Groucho Marx

I cannot say that I do not disagree wtih you.

Groucho Marx (1895 - 1977)

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A Quote by Groucho Marx

I never forget a face but in your case, I'll make an exception.

Groucho Marx (1895 - 1977)

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A Quote by Groucho Marx on honesty, life, and secrets

The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made.

Groucho Marx (1895 - 1977)

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A Quote by Groucho Marx on horses

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I'd horsewhip you if I had a horse.

Groucho Marx (1895 - 1977)

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A Quote by Groucho Marx on time

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Time wounds all heels.

Groucho Marx (1895 - 1977)

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A Quote by Groucho Marx on time

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Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

Groucho Marx (1895 - 1977)

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A Quote by Groucho Marx on army, kindness, money, and war

Firefly: Now that you're Secretary of War, what kind of an army do you think we oughta have? Chicolini: Well, I tell you what I think. I think we should have a standing army. Firefly: Why should we have a standing army? Chicolini: Because then we save money on chairs.

Groucho Marx (1895 - 1977)

Source: As Firefly in the movie, Duck Soup, 1933

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A Quote by Groucho Marx on fame, fighting, honor, and women

Mrs. Teasdale calls for rescue and Firefly delivers the famous line to his cohorts as they rescue her: "Remember, you're fighting for this woman's honor, which is probably more than she ever did."

Groucho Marx (1895 - 1977)

Source: As Firefly in the movie, Duck Soup, 1933

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A Quote by Groucho Marx

Firefly (to Mrs. Teasdale): You know, you haven't stopped talking since I came here. You must have been vaccinated with a phonograph needle.

Groucho Marx (1895 - 1977)

Source: As Firefly in the movie, Duck Soup, 1933

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