Groucho Marx

1895 - 1977

A Quote by Groucho Marx

You'd better beat it. You can leave in a taxi. If you can't get a taxi, you can leave in a huff. If that's too soon, you can leave in a minute and a huff.

Groucho Marx (1895 - 1977)

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A Quote by Groucho Marx on acceptance

I wouldn't want to belong to any club that would accept me as a member.

Groucho Marx (1895 - 1977)

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A Quote by Groucho Marx on best friend, failure, friendship, and unhappiness

No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend.

Groucho Marx (1895 - 1977)

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A Quote by Groucho Marx on money

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Blood's not thicker than money.

Groucho Marx (1895 - 1977)

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A Quote by Groucho Marx on children and understanding

A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.

Groucho Marx (1895 - 1977)

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A Quote by Groucho Marx

Chandler announces that he is sailing for Uruguay. Spaulding delivers a memorable pun: "Well, you go Uruguay and I'll go mine."

Groucho Marx (1895 - 1977)

Source: As Captain Jeffrey T. Spaulding, African jungle explorer in the movie, Animal Crackers, 1930

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A Quote by Groucho Marx

One morning, I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I don't know.

Groucho Marx (1895 - 1977)

Source: As Captain Jeffrey T. Spaulding, African jungle explorer in the movie, Animal Crackers, 1930

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A Quote by Groucho Marx on judgment

Whoever named necking was a poor judge of anatomy.

Groucho Marx (1895 - 1977)

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A Quote by Groucho Marx on best friend, books, darkness, dogs, and friendship

Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.

Groucho Marx (1895 - 1977)

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A Quote by Groucho Marx on art, politics, remedies, and trouble

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedies.

Groucho Marx (1895 - 1977)

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