No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend.
Groucho Marx (1895 - 1977)
Contributed by: Zaady
Blood's not thicker than money.
A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.
There is no sweeter sound than the crumbling of your fellow man.
Go, and never darken my towels again.
Whoever named necking was a poor judge of anatomy.
Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.
Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedies.
I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.
Time wounds all heels.
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