A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.
Groucho Marx (1895 - 1977)
Contributed by: Raksha
A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.
Source: groucho marx
Contributed by: lisa
I find television very educational -- everytime someone turns it on, I go in the other room to read a book.
Contributed by: The Grand Abbot
Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.
Contributed by: Zaady
Money will not make you happy, and happy will not make you money.
Those are my principles. If you don't like them I have others.
It isn't necessary to have relatives in Kansas City in order to be unhappy.
Room service? Send up a larger room.
Believe me, you have to get up early if you want to get out of bed.
I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it.
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