Groucho Marx

1895 - 1977

A Quote by Groucho Marx on child and understand

A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.

Groucho Marx (1895 - 1977)

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A Quote by Groucho Marx on meaning

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A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.

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A Quote by Groucho Marx

I find television very educational -- everytime someone turns it on, I go in the other room to read a book.

Groucho Marx (1895 - 1977)

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A Quote by Groucho Marx on intelligence and military

Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.

Groucho Marx (1895 - 1977)

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A Quote by Groucho Marx on happiness and money

Money will not make you happy, and happy will not make you money.

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A Quote by Groucho Marx on principles

Those are my principles. If you don't like them I have others.

Groucho Marx (1895 - 1977)

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A Quote by Groucho Marx on cities, order, relatives, and unhappiness

It isn't necessary to have relatives in Kansas City in order to be unhappy.

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A Quote by Groucho Marx on service

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Room service? Send up a larger room.

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A Quote by Groucho Marx on belief

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Believe me, you have to get up early if you want to get out of bed.

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A Quote by Groucho Marx

I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it.

Groucho Marx (1895 - 1977)

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