Jesus remains unshaken as the practical man; and we stand exposed as the fools, the blunderers, the unpractical visionaries.
George Bernard Shaw (1856 - 1950)
Contributed by: Zaady
My way of joking is to tell the truth, It's the funniest joke in the world.
Source: St. Joan (1924)
A government with the policy to rob Peter to pay Paul can be assured of the support of Paul.
A lifetime of happiness: no man alive could bear it; it would be hell on earth.
How can what an Englishman believes be heresy? It is a contradiction in terms.
The English have no respect for their language, and will not teach their children to speak it. . . . It is impossible for an Englishman to open his mouth, without making some other Englishman despise him.
Source: Pygmalion (1912)
Everything happens to everybody sooner or later if there is time enough.
Source: Back to Methuselah, 1921
We must all share in the evils of the world or move to another planet.
If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance.
Has fear ever held a man back from anything he really wanted?
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