George Bernard Shaw

The great advantage of a hotel is that it's a refuge from home life

I can't talk religion to a man with bodily hunger in his eyes.

Must then a Christ perish in torment in every age to save those that have no imagination.

When commenting on the turmoil and disorder of the world, If the other planets are inhabited, they must be using this earth as their insane asylum.

What really flatters a man is that you think him worth flattering.

Liberty means responsibility. That is why most men dread it.

Gardening is the only unquestionably useful job.

I dread success. To have succeeded is to have finished one's business on earth, like the male spider, who is killed by the female the moment he has succeeded in his courtship. I like a state of continual becoming, with a goal in front and not behind.

Do not do unto others as you would they should do unto you. Their tastes may not be the same.

How can what an Englishman believes be heresy? It is a contradiction in terms.