If at first you do succeed, try, try not to be a bore.
Franklin P. Jones (1906 -)
Contributed by: Zaady
An atheist is one who hopes the Lord will do nothing to disturb his disbelief.
The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to appreciate it.
Source: Mark and Barbara Hall Collection.
The easiest way to resist temptation is publicly.
Experience is that marvelous thing that enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.
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