Far and few, far and few, Are the lands where the Jumblies live: Their heads are green and their hands are blue And they went to sea in a sieve.
Edward Lear (1812 - 1888)
Source: The Jumblies.
Contributed by: Zaady
There was an old person from Ware, Who rode on the back of a bear: When they asked,-"Does it trot?"- He said "Certainly not! He's a Moppsikon Floppsikon bear."
Source: One Hundred Nonsense Pictures and Rhymes
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