There was an old person from Ware, Who rode on the back of a bear: When they asked,-"Does it trot?"- He said "Certainly not! He's a Moppsikon Floppsikon bear."
Edward Lear (1812 - 1888)
Source: One Hundred Nonsense Pictures and Rhymes
Contributed by: Zaady
There was an Old Man with a beard, Who said, "It is just as I feared!- Two Owls and a Hen, Four Larks and a Wren, Have all built their nests in my beard!"
Source: Book of Nonsense
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