Always remember, money isn't everything - but also remember to make a lot of it before talking such fool nonsense.
Earl Wilson (1907 - 1987)
Contributed by: Zaady
Somebody figured it out - we have 35 million laws trying to enforce Ten Commandments.
Source: Field Newspaper Syndicate
Nonchalance is the ability to remain down to earth when everything else is up in the air.
Poise: The ability to be ill at ease inconspicuously.
Snow and adolescence are the only problems that disappear if you ignore them long enough.
Source: Hall Syndicate
Many a standing ovation has been caused by someone jumping to his feet in an effort to beat the rest of the audience to the parking lot.
Success is simply a matter of luck. Ask any failure.
Ever notice that the whisper of temptation can be heard farther than the loudest call to duty.
How you use today will determine how tomorrow uses you.
An exhaustive study of police records shows that no woman has ever shot her husband while he was doing the dishes.
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