Don Herold

I wish I were either rich enough or poor enough to do a lot of things that are impossible in my present comfortable circumstances.

Unhappiness is not knowing what we want and killing ourselves to get it.

Very few people look the part and are it too.

Poverty must have many satisfactions, else there would not be so many poor people.

Interruptions are the spice of life.

Work is the greatest thing in the world. So we should save some of it for tomorrow.

The brighter you are, the more you have to learn.

There is nobody so irritating as somebody with less intelligence and more sense than we have.

I do not believe in doing for pleasure things I do not like to do.

I had, out of my sixty teachers, a scant half dozen who couldn't have been supplanted by phonographs.