Dave Barry

1947 -

A Quote by Dave Barry on emotion, flaws, love, practice, and theory

Most married couples, even though they love each other very much in theory, tend to view each other in practice as large teeming flaw colonies, the result of being that they get on each other's nerves and regularly erupt into vicious emotional shouting matches over such issues as toaster settings.

Dave Barry (1947 -)

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A Quote by Dave Barry on computers and purpose

I am not the only person who uses his computer mainly for the purpose of diddling with his computer.

Dave Barry (1947 -)

Source: 1994 in Miami Herald

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A Quote by Dave Barry on computers, intelligence, internet, life, mind, people, and television

The Internet is a giant international network of intelligent, informed computer enthusiasts, by which I mean, "people without lives." We don't care. We have each other.... While you are destroying your mind watching the worthless, brain-rotting drivel on TV, we on the Internet are exchanging, freely and openly, the most settings, uninhibited, intimate and, yes, shocking details about our "CONFIG.SYS."

Dave Barry (1947 -)

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A Quote by Dave Barry on weapons

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Crabgrass can grow on bowling balls in airless rooms, and there is no known way to kill it that does not involve nuclear weapons.

Dave Barry (1947 -)

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A Quote by Dave Barry on automobiles, dogs, and needs

Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should arise for them to bark violently at nothing right in your ear.

Dave Barry (1947 -)

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