Your first job is to prepare the soil. The best tool for this is your neighbor's motorized garden tiller. If your neighbor does not own a garden tiller, suggest that he buy one.
Dave Barry (1947 -)
Contributed by: Zaady
Gravity is a contributing factor in 73 percent of all accidents involving falling objects.
. . . thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popularity of the nine-millimeter bullet.
Karate is a form of martial arts in which people who have had years and years of training can, using only their hands and feet, make some of the worst movies in the history of the world.
What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.
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