Dave Barry

1947 -

A Quote by Dave Barry on cinema, history, people, and world

Karate is a form of martial arts in which people who have had years and years of training can, using only their hands and feet, make some of the worst movies in the history of the world.

Dave Barry (1947 -)

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A Quote by Dave Barry on death

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What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.

Dave Barry (1947 -)

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A Quote by Dave Barry on emotion, flaws, love, practice, and theory

Most married couples, even though they love each other very much in theory, tend to view each other in practice as large teeming flaw colonies, the result of being that they get on each other's nerves and regularly erupt into vicious emotional shouting matches over such issues as toaster settings.

Dave Barry (1947 -)

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A Quote by Dave Barry on computers and purpose

I am not the only person who uses his computer mainly for the purpose of diddling with his computer.

Dave Barry (1947 -)

Source: 1994 in Miami Herald

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A Quote by Dave Barry on computers, intelligence, internet, life, mind, people, and television

The Internet is a giant international network of intelligent, informed computer enthusiasts, by which I mean, "people without lives." We don't care. We have each other.... While you are destroying your mind watching the worthless, brain-rotting drivel on TV, we on the Internet are exchanging, freely and openly, the most settings, uninhibited, intimate and, yes, shocking details about our "CONFIG.SYS."

Dave Barry (1947 -)

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