The trouble with a budget is that it's hard to fill up one hole without digging another.
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An egotist is a person who plays too big a part in his own life.
One of the healthiest ways to gamble is with a spade and a package of garden seeds.
How monotonous the sounds of the forest would be if the music came only from the Top Ten birds.
Source: The Saturday Evening Post, 1964
A repartee is what a person thinks of after he becomes a departee.
When temptation knocks, imagination usually answers.
An argument is the longest distance between two points of view.
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