Bill Watterson

Letting your mind play is the best way to solve problems.

My whole problem is that my lips move when I think.

"The problem with science is you have a bunch of empiricists trying to describe things of unimaginable wonder."

God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind that I will never die.

I think we dream so we don't have to be apart so long. If we're in each other's dreams, we can play together all night.

I think we dream so we don't have to be apart so long. If we're in each other's dreams, we can be together all the time. -Calvin and Hobbes

Calvin: Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us.

Calvin: Medically speaking:. That's love?!?..... Hobbes: Heck, that happened to me once, but I figured it was cooties!!

It seems like once people grow up, they have no idea what's cool.

Calvin: Talking with you is sort of the conversational equivalent of an out-of-body experience.