"Don't get so tolerant that you tolerate intolerance"
Bill Maher
Contributed by: Alyssa
...Just Keeping the Shit to Shoe level...
Source: Real Time with Bill Maher
Contributed by: Josef
Curious people are interesting people, I wonder why that is.
Just saying you're patriotic is like saying you have a big cock. If you have to say it, chances are it's probably not true.
Contributed by: Jordan
They've mapped the entire human genome. But the bad news is that the audio version will be narrated by William Shatner.
Contributed by: Dr. Ron
Everything that used to be a sin is now a disease.
Source: Politically Incorrect, 1995
Contributed by: Zaady
We have the Bill of Rights. What we need is a Bill of Responsibilities.
I think capital punishment works great. Every killer you kill never kills again.
Source: Politically Incorrect
Things aren't right. If a burglar breaks into your home and you shoot him, he can sue you. For what, restraint of trade?
Source: Politically Incorrect, 1993