Arthur Tugman

Pardon Me

It is hard to forgive
When it's so easy to fix the blame

Consumer Reports

One way of warning you
When to stop
Before you begin
Is by calling it buyer beware

Compassionate

Compassion is so Samaritan
That if we were ever to lose it
Wouldn't it be in humanitarian  

It is tragic to want to die while we're still alive to tell
It's sad enough that it happens at the end of the show

Saying Cheese

Cool cats visiting Disney World's Epcot
On any given day
Line up for the mouse

Think And Attract

Thoughts dominate
Become a believer
And you will be an achiever
Enjoy a successful moment
This minute

The Ark Rodent

When Noah landed after the storm
He was so happy, he stuttered as he prayed
"Thank you God for giving me A Ra ... Rat"

Brassiere

Grandaughter's bud in bloom
Thinks by stuffing training bra
She can make it flower

Show your cards
This is diplomacy
When others don't know your intention
You might get decked

Flirt

There is nothing so sensuous as a wink
Or misleading as a band of gold with a nod