A Quote by Steven Wright on seasons and tourists

If its tourist season, why can't we shoot them?

Steven Wright (1955 -)

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A Quote by Sam Ewing on tourists

The average tourist wants to go to places where there are no tourists.

Sam Ewing

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A Quote by Robert Fulghum on change, love, needs, tourists, and world

The world does not need tourists who ride by in a bus clucking their tongues. The world as it is needs those who will love it enough to change it, with what they have, where they are.

Robert Fulghum (1937 -)

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A Quote by Renata Adler on direction and tourists

At six one morning, Will went out in jeans and frayed sweater to buy a quart of milk. A tourist bus went by. The megaphone was directed at him. "There's one," it said. That was in the l960s. Ever since, he's wondered. There's one what?

Renata Adler (1938 -)

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A Quote by Neal A. Maxwell on belief, brevity, church, facts, and tourists

Those who believe for a while make only a brief tour in the kingdom, though thereafter they often feel qualified to inform those who know even less about the Church; but the fact is they were really only tourists - not natives who really knew the kingdom's countryside.

Neal Maxwell (1926 -)

Source: “True Believers in Christ” p. 135. © by Intellectual Reserve, Inc. Used by permission.

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A Quote by Ambrose Gwinett Bierce on mountains, newspapers, and tourists

OLYMPIAN, adj. Relating to a mountain in Thessaly, once inhabited by gods, now a repository of yellowing newspapers, beer bottles and mutilated sardine cans, attesting the presence of the tourist and his appetite.

Ambrose Bierce (1842 - 1914)

Source: The Devil's Dictionary by Ambrose Bierce

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