No moving parts, no batteries, No monthly payments and no fees;
Inflation-proof, non-taxable, In fact it's quite relaxable;
It can't be stolen, won't pollute, One size fits all, do not dilute.
It uses little energy, But yields results enormously.
Relieves your tension and your stress, Invigorates your happiness;
Combats depression, makes you beam, And elevates your self-esteem!
Your circulation it corrects, Without unpleasant side effects.
It is, I think, the perfect drug; May I prescribe, my friends,... the hug!
(And of course, fully returnable!)