politicians

In order to become the master the politician poses as the servant.

Since a politician never believes what he says, he is surprised when others believe him.

Now I know what a statesman is; he's a dead politician. We need more statesmen.

If you call your opponent a politician, it's grounds for libel.

Politicians should read science fiction, not westerns and detective stories.

Politicians also have no leisure, because they are always aiming at something beyond political life itself - Power and glory, or happiness.

Under every stone lurks a politician.

You have all the characteristics of a popular politician: a horrible voice, bad breeding, and a vulgar manner.

POLITICIAN, n. An eel in the fundamental mud upon which the superstructure of organized society is reared. When he wriggles, he mistakes the agitation of his tail for the trembling of the edifice.

Coffee, which makes the politician wise, And see through all things with his half-shut eyes.