There exists no politician in India daring enough to attempt to explain to the masses that cows can be eaten.
Indira Gandhi (1917 - 1984)
Contributed by: Zaady
A politician is an animal which can sit on a fence and yet keep both ears to the ground.
H.L. Mencken (1880 - 1956)
Ninety percent of the politicians give the other ten percent a bad reputation.
Henry Kissinger (1923 -)
Corrupt politicians make the other ten percent look bad.
A statesman is a politician who's been dead 10 or 15 years.
Harry Truman (1884 - 1972)
My choice early in life was either to be a piano-player in a whorehouse or a politician. And to tell the truth, there's hardly any difference.
A politician is a man who understands government and it takes a politician to run a government.
Politicians say they're beefing up our economy. Most don't know beef from pork.
In America you can go on the air and kid the politicians, and the politicians can go on the air and kid the people.
Groucho Marx (1895 - 1977)
A statesman is a politician who places himself at the service of the nation. A politician is a statesman who places the nation at his service.
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