Pointy-Haired Boss

A Quote by Scott Adams (Dilbert) on dilbert and pointy-haired boss

Do you see this thimble? I keep my morale in it.

Scott Adams (Dilbert)

Source: "Journey to Cubeville" by Scott Adams

Contributed by: BanterBanter

A Quote by Scott Adams (Dilbert) on catbert and pointy-haired boss

Catbert, Evil Director of Human Resources [Talking to Pointy-Haired Boss]: "You don't need to reward employees. Just torture them less. It will feel the same as a reward."

Scott Adams (Dilbert)

Source: "Journey to Cubeville" by Scott Adams

Contributed by: BanterBanter

A Quote by Scott Adams (Dilbert) on tina the technical writer, pointy-haired boss, and dilbert

Pointy-Haired Boss [to Tina]: "Tina, we need a few minor edits on our product brochure. We've discovered our product causes hallucinations and sterility. See if you can put a positive spin on that."

Scott Adams (Dilbert)

Source: "Journey to Cubeville" by Scott Adams

Contributed by: BanterBanter

A Quote by Scott Adams (Dilbert) on alice, pointy-haired boss, dilbert, and scott adams

Okay, let me explain this in the simplest possible way...you...are...an...idiot.

Scott Adams (Dilbert)

Source: "Journey to Cubeville" by Scott Adams

Contributed by: BanterBanter

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