Catbert, Evil Director of Human Resources [Talking to Pointy-Haired Boss]: "You don't need to reward employees. Just torture them less. It will feel the same as a reward."
Scott Adams (Dilbert)
Source: "Journey to Cubeville" by Scott Adams
Contributed by: BanterBanter
Pointy-Haired Boss [to Tina]: "Tina, we need a few minor edits on our product brochure. We've discovered our product causes hallucinations and sterility. See if you can put a positive spin on that."
Do you see this thimble? I keep my morale in it.
Okay, let me explain this in the simplest possible way...you...are...an...idiot.
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