A Quote by Sextus Afranius Burrus on love, life, living large, sex, muffins, babes, hot, metamorphosis, hope, peace, and chicken

Hot men have bigger muffins. Less hot men have smaller muffins. Muffins are good for the body, the soul, and eating while you have cramps after making your fifth child. Metamorphosis, my children. That's what I'm talking about when I say poetic penis, oh shiz buttons.

Sextus Afranius Burrus (- 63 AD)

Source: I went to one of Sextus's speeches- touched me you know where!

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