Mr. Prophet

A Quote by Mr. on physical bodies, facade, clothing, spirit, spritual clothing, and mr prophet

 

     Our physical bodies, though powerful are merely facades. They are clothing for our spirit.

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A Quote by Mr. on marraige, humor, muscles, relationships, couples, love, communication, and mr prophet

 

                                            Muscle Man

     A husband and wife had been married for many years. The husband had long since passed his prime and rarely exercised. He still liked to think of himself as a handsome, well built man. One day, his wife touched his belly, which had expanded several inches, and said "Flabby".

     The man took this statement to heart and resolved to do something about it. He detested exercise. The next time he saw her hand move towards him he tensed his muscles. She didn't say he was flabby. Over time, the man developed the habit of tensing up whenever his wife's hand moved towards his body.

     One day the wife decided to test her husband.  She moved her hand towards his shoulder, he tensed up. it was rock hard. She moved her hand towards his arm. He tensed up there too, she giggled. She moved her hand to his buttocks, he tensed up there too. She giggled again. Her hand gently roamed toward the back of his thigh. He tensed up there too. She laughed.

Then, with a twinkle in his eye, he said "How do you like your muscle man?"

"I wish the man I was feeling was the man I was married to." She replied with a smirk.

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Source: Book: Slices of Life, By Mr. Prophet

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A Quote by Mr. on streams of consciousness, universe, creation, invention, discovery, and mr prophet

 


     There are streams of consciousness in the universe. When someone discovers, invents or creates something, often someone else discovers, invents or creates something similar and often at the same or nearly the same time.

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A Quote by Mr. on respect, disagrements, and mr prophet


     It is always good to respect others. When disagreements arise, the best policy is to agree to disagree.

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A Quote by Mr. on beauty, people, colors, and mr prophet

Beauty, like people, comes in all colors.

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A Quote by Mr. on christmas, joy, everyday, spread joy, spread, and mr prophet

If everyday were Christmas we could spread joy the whole year round.

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A Quote by Mr. on revenge, detractors, best, outlive, and mr prophet

The best revenge against your detractors is to out live them.

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A Quote by Mr. on light, inner light, soul, illuminate, humanity, within, and mr prophet

Let the light that is within me illuminate humanity.

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A Quote by Mr. on history, past, survive, written, written history, and mr prophet

History is written by those who survive their past.

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A Quote by Mr. on simplicity, complexity, achievemnet, and mr prophet

Simplicity can be very complex to achieve.

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