Marriage always demands the finest arts of insincerity possible between two human beings.
Vicki Baum (1888 - ?)
Contributed by: Zaady
Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy.
Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring and suffering.
Marriage is like a box of chocolates. You have to squeeze a few bottoms to make sure you like what you are getting.
The Vital C's in Marriage: Communication Consideration Cooperation Companionship Commitment
Source: Plaque in the kitchen of my mother, Eva Sumner.
A good marriage is like a casserole, only those responsible for it really know what goes in it.
Marriage is a romance in which the hero dies in the first chapter.
Before marriage a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you said. After marriage he will fall asleep before you have finished saying it.
Jealousy is delightful during courtship, practically essential to the first year of marriage, but after that, Chinese torture.
Source: Secudes, 1957
Kissing is a form of sexual commitment tantamount to marriage.
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