Marriage always demands the finest arts of insincerity possible between two human beings.
Vicki Baum (1888 - ?)
Contributed by: Zaady
Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy.
The Vital C's in Marriage: Communication Consideration Cooperation Companionship Commitment
Source: Plaque in the kitchen of my mother, Eva Sumner.
A good marriage is like a casserole, only those responsible for it really know what goes in it.
Marriage is a romance in which the hero dies in the first chapter.
Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring and suffering.
Marriage is like a box of chocolates. You have to squeeze a few bottoms to make sure you like what you are getting.
Marriage: the only sport in which the trapped animal has to buy the license.
Only a fool predicts the fate of a marriage, you can do better with the weather.
Before marriage a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you said. After marriage he will fall asleep before you have finished saying it.
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