I don't give a damn for a man that can only spell a word one way.
Mark Twain (1835 - 1910)
Contributed by: Jacquelyn
My mother had a great deal of trouble with me, but I think she enjoyed it.
Substitute "damn" every time you're inclined to write "very"; your editor will delete it and the writing will be just as it should be.
Source: Mark Twain
Contributed by: Nicole Raisin Stern
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