A Quote by H.G. Wells on h g wells, life, crisis, stress, laugh, and joke

The crisis of today is the joke of tomorrow.

H.G. Wells (1866 - 1946)

Source: H.G.Wells (1866-1946)

Contributed by: The Healer Chick

A Quote by Jack Handey on life and joke


I hope life isn’t a big joke,
because I don’t get it.

Jack Handey

Contributed by: tara

A Quote by Richard Henry "Peter" Sellers on real, funny, and joke

There used to be a real me, but I had it surgically removed.

Peter Sellers (1925 - 1980)

Contributed by: a-life

A Quote by Ken Wilber on one taste, experience, joke, humor, dentist, spirit, progress, soul, and holistic

Like going to the dentist, where you write: "Dental appointment today. All of the dentists in Boulder are 'holistic.' They can't fill a cavity but they're good for your soul. Your teeth rot, but apparently your spirit prospers."

Ken Wilber

Source: One Taste

Contributed by: Joy Bringer

A Quote by Morrie Brickman on people, silence, suffering, louder, funny, irony, and joke

Some people suffer in silence louder than others.

Morrie Brickman

Contributed by: Zaady

A Quote by Robert Orben on people, silence, suffering, sigh, amplify, joke, comedy, and funny

A sigh is an amplifier for people who suffer in silence.

Robert Orben

Source: Orben's Current Comedy; 2400 jokes to brighten your speeches By Robert Orben

Contributed by: Zaady

A Quote by Austin O'Malley on food, memory, woman, colored, rags, hoards, throws, funny, and joke

Memory is a crazy woman who hoards colored rags and throws away food.

Austin O'Malley (1858 - 1932)

Contributed by: Zaady

A Quote by Jack Handey on god, imagination, joke, chicken, egg, and before

The chicken probably came before the egg because it is hard to imagine God wanting to sit on an egg.

Jack Handey

Contributed by: Zaady

A Quote by Aristotle on joke and gods


The gods, too, are fond of a joke.

Aristotle (384 - 322 BC)

Contributed by: Zaady

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