The crisis of today is the joke of tomorrow.
H.G. Wells (1866 - 1946)
Source: H.G.Wells (1866-1946)
Contributed by: The Healer Chick
You don't always need what you want, and you don't always want what you need.
Contributed by: Tina
I hope life isn’t a big joke,because I don’t get it.
Contributed by: tara
There used to be a real me, but I had it surgically removed.
Peter Sellers (1925 - 1980)
Contributed by: a-life
Like going to the dentist, where you write: "Dental appointment today. All of the dentists in Boulder are 'holistic.' They can't fill a cavity but they're good for your soul. Your teeth rot, but apparently your spirit prospers."
Source: One Taste
Contributed by: Joy Bringer
Some people suffer in silence louder than others.
Contributed by: Zaady
A sigh is an amplifier for people who suffer in silence.
Source: Orben's Current Comedy; 2400 jokes to brighten your speeches By Robert Orben
Memory is a crazy woman who hoards colored rags and throws away food.
Austin O'Malley (1858 - 1932)
The chicken probably came before the egg because it is hard to imagine God wanting to sit on an egg.
The gods, too, are fond of a joke.
Aristotle (384 - 322 BC)
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