husbands

A Quote by Bill Hoest on husbands, questions, and wives

Husband to his wife: "Do I want dinner? Is this a trick question?"

Bill Hoest

Source: The Lockhorns, a cartoon

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A Quote by Bill Hoest on friendship, husbands, life, and wives

Husband to his wife in the living room of friends: "We really have to be going. That casserole you served made us sick."

Bill Hoest

Source: The Lockhorns, a cartoon

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A Quote by Bill Hoest on husbands and wives

Husband to his wife: "You think I'm right? . . . Maybe I'd better rephrase that."

Bill Hoest

Source: The Lockhorns, a cartoon

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A Quote by Bill Hoest on husbands, popularity, time, and wives

Husband to his wife: "I know you've been a model wife, but it's been a long time since your model was popular."

Bill Hoest

Source: The Lockhorns, a cartoon

Contributed by: Zaady

A Quote by Bill Hoest on communication, husbands, marriage, problems, and wives

Marriage counselor to husband & wife: "The problem, as I see it, is communication. You'll have to find a way to avoid it"

Bill Hoest

Source: The Lockhorns, a cartoon

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A Quote by Bill Hoest on husbands and wives

Husband to his wife at the dinner table: "Well, at least now we know what your specialty isn't."

Bill Hoest

Source: The Lockhorns, a cartoon

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A Quote by Bill Hoest on diet, husbands, and losing

Husband at the bar: "Loretta's losing five pounds a week on her new diet. I figure I'll be rid of her completrely in about ten months."

Bill Hoest

Source: The Lockhorns, a cartoon

Contributed by: Zaady

A Quote by Bill Hoest on divorce, husbands, and simplicity

Husband at the bar: "I wanted to keep it simple, but she wanted a big divorce with reporters, photographers, witnesses. . . ."

Bill Hoest

Source: The Lockhorns, a cartoon

Contributed by: Zaady

A Quote by Beverly Weaver on husbands, intelligence, jobs, personality, personality, and questions

My husband gave a battery of intelligence and personality tests to a job applicant. One question was, "If you were given a million dollars, what would be the first thing you would buy?' The young man replied, "A thank-you card."

Beverly Weaver

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A Quote by Barbara Cartland on desires, faults, husbands, preparation, reason, wives, and women

A man will teach his wife what is needed to arouse his desires. And there is no reason for a woman to know any more than what her husband is prepared to teach her. If she gets married knowing far too much about what she wants and doesn't want then she will be ready to find fault with her husband.

Barbara Cartland (1901 -)

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