humour

The hardest years in life are those between ten and seventy.

The important thing in acting is to be able to laugh and cry.  If I have to cry, I think of my sex life.  If I have to laugh, I think of my sex life.

There is nothing new in recession. Thousands of years ago Noah managed to float a limited company when the rest of the world was going into liquidation.

Be the ripple in the water. Or you can be the snowball rolling down the hill, but you might need to stop and build a few snowmen along the way. -- Brenda MacIntyre, December 11, 2007

A wise man once asked me, "What is the sound of one hand clapping?" I thought for a minute, then I slapped him across the face. That got him off my back.

I'Duirt mé leat go raibh mé breoite

( Irish for "I told you I was Ill" )

Your mind is like a parachute : works better open!

They say such nice things about people at their funerals that it makes me sad that I'm going to miss mine by just a few days.

'It's happened at last,' he moaned.  'I'm going out of my mind.'
Good idea said the voice.  It's getting crowded in here

Rincewind shivered.  He was not, of course, an atheist; on the Disc the gods dealt severely with atheists.  On the few occasions when he had some spare change he had always made a point of dropping a few coppers into a temple coffer, somewhere, on the principle that a man needed all the friends he could get.  But usually he didn't bother the Gods, and he hoped the Gods wouldn't bother him.  Life was quite complicated enough.