humor

A Quote by Kurt Vonnegut, Jr. on humor, politicians, and politics

"Trout couldn't tell one politician from another one.  They were all formlessly enthusiastic chimpanzees to him...Everywhere he went, bands would play 'Hail to the Chief.'  The chimpanzee loved it.  He would bounce up and down."

Kurt Vonnegut (1922 -)

Source: Breakfast of Champions, Pages: 90

Contributed by: Kate

A Quote by François Marie Arouet Voltaire on songs, stupidity, and humor

Everything too stupid to be said is sung.

Voltaire (1694 - 1778)

Contributed by: Kyo

A Quote by Adam on mythbusters, reality, substitution, and humor

"I reject your reality and substitute my own."

Adam Savage

Source: Discovery Show, Mythbusters

Contributed by: Darshan

A Quote by Duke Ellington on music, good, the other kind, humor, and insight

"There are two kinds of music -- good music, and the other kind."

Duke Ellington (1899 - 1974)

Contributed by: Darshan

A Quote by Mitch on humor, respectful, supporting others, new world, and opportunities

Respectful humor that supports others will open a new world of opportunities for you.

Mitch Thrower

Source: "The Attention Deficit Workplace" by Mitch Thrower

Contributed by: Mitch

A Quote by Mitch on work, personal life, humor, and funny

When you think about the people you know at work and in your personal life, you almost always remember the ones who are funny, and these are the people you want to be around.

Mitch Thrower

Source: "The Attention Deficit Workplace" by Mitch Thrower

Contributed by: Mitch

A Quote by Mitch on ingredient, friendship, and humor

An essential ingredient in friendship is humor.

Mitch Thrower

Source: "The Attention Deficit Workplace" by Mitch Thrower

Contributed by: Mitch

A Quote by Alice Roosevelt Longworth on humor

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If you can't say anything good about someone, sit right here by me.

Alice Roosevelt Longworth (1884 - 1980)

Contributed by: Jordan

A Quote by Emo Phillips on cynicism and humor

Some mornings it just doesn't seem worth it to gnaw through the leather straps.

Emo Phillips

Contributed by: Jordan

A Quote by Rita Rudner on cynicism, humor, and wealth

Someday I want to be rich. Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.

Rita Rudner

Contributed by: Jordan

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