The best grant is the one you never have to write.
Source: Phil Johncock
Contributed by: PhilJohncock
(During the Civil War, on hearing complaints that Gen. Ulysses S. Grant drank alcohol to excess)
Find out what Grant drinks and send a barrel of it to each of my other generals!
Abraham Lincoln (1809 - 1865)
Contributed by: CajunGypsy
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