golf

I get to play golf for a living. What more can you ask for - getting paid for doing what you love.

What I'm talkin' about is a game.  A game that can't be won, only played.

The income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has.

I suppose a fellow can worship on the golf course - but it's almost as unhandy as playing golf in church.

A good follow-through is just as important in management as it is in bowling, tennis, or golf. Follow-through is the bridge between good planning and good results

A war fitness conference some time ago declared that the highest form of recreation is to go to church. The word recreation should be written re-creation. More real rest can be gained from an hour and a quarter of worship under these circumstances than by eighteen holes of golf.

I'm the best. I just haven't played yet [on his golf game].

Golf is a good walk spoiled.

If you are caught on a golf course during a storm and are afraid of lightning, hold up a 1-iron. Not even God can hit a 1-iron.

Golf is too important to be taken seriously.