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A Quote by Ogden Nash on funny, life, and money

Certainly there are lots of things in life that money won't buy, but it's very funny- Have you ever tried to buy them without money?

Ogden Nash (1902 - 1971)

Source: Happy Days, 1933, The Terrible People

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A Quote by Mark Sauer on blessings, funny, and joy

Blessings on thee, maiden fair, bare back, bare legs, bare here and there! With thy funny pantaloons and thy praising modern tunes! With thy red lips, redder still, smeared with rouge, til fit to kill. With the face cream on thy face, for thy blouse a bit of lace! Outward sunshine, inward joy, we'd nothing like you when I was a boy.

Mark Sauer

Source: Albert W. Daw Collection

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A Quote by Mae West on funny

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It's hard to be funny when you have to be clean.

Mae West (1892 - 1980)

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A Quote by Lucille Clifton on children, funny, and poets

children when they ask you why your mama so funny say she is a poet she don't have no sense

Lucille Clifton (1936 -)

Source: “Admonitions” Good Times, 1969

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A Quote by John Peers on funny and horses

You can't lead a cavalry if you think that you look funny riding a horse.

John Peers

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A Quote by Joan Benoit on challenge, courage, funny, good, life, people, selfishness, and women

It's funny. I'm attracted to things that don't have any impact on life. People say I've done a great thing for women. I don't think I have. People say I've given people courage. That makes me feel good, but I don't see how I do that. I think my running is a selfish thing. But it provides the challenge that allows me to feel good about myself. How can I expect to do well in other activities if I don't feel good about myself?

Joan Benoit

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A Quote by Jack Handey on football, funny, ideas, laughter, sports, and trying

Marta was watching the football game with me when she said, "You know, most of these sports are based on the idea of one group protecting its territory from invasion by another group." "Yeah," I said, trying not to laugh. Girls are funny.

Jack Handey

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A Quote by Isaac Asimov on discovery, funny, and science

The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds the most new discoveries, is not "Eureka!"(I found it!) but "hmmm . . . That's funny. . . ."

Isaac Asimov (1920 - 1992)

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A Quote by Guy Davenport on funny, reading, suspicion, and trying

Sometimes when reading Goethe I have the paralyzing suspicion that he is trying to be funny.

Guy Davenport

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A Quote by Grace Haines on fame, funny, grace, happiness, jokes, justice, laughter, life, mind, trouble, world, and worth

LITTLE THINGS Oh, it's just the little homely things, The unobtrusive friendly things, The "won't you let me help you" things That make our pathway light; And it's just the jolly joking things, The "never mind the trouble" things, The "laugh with me, it's funny" things, That make the world seem bright. For all the countless famous things, The wondrous record breaking things, Those never-can-be-equalled things That all the papers cite, Are not like little human things The"just because I like you" things That make us happy quite. So here's to all the little things, The "done and then forgotten" things, Those "Oh, it's simply nothing" things, That make life "worth the fight." -Grace Haines

Grace Haines

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