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A Quote by unknown on funny and thought

There once was a young man from Lyme Who couldn't get his limericks to rhyme When asked Why not? It was said that he thought They were probably too long and badly structured and not at all very funny.

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A Quote by unknown on funny

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You can't really be strong until you see a funny side to things.

unknown

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A Quote by unknown on acceptance, careers, confusion, cute, death, funny, imagination, jobs, life, purpose, rest, and secrets

You know what you have to do. . . . Your job, your purpose is to get accepted, get a cute girlfriend, think up something great to do for the rest of your life. What if you're confused and can't imagine a career? What if you're funny looking and can't get a girlfriend? You see? No one wants to hear it. But the terrible secret is that being young is sometimes less fun than being dead.

unknown

Source: Pump Up The Volume

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A Quote by Austin O'Malley on food, memory, woman, colored, rags, hoards, throws, funny, and joke

Memory is a crazy woman who hoards colored rags and throws away food.

Austin O'Malley (1858 - 1932)

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A Quote by Studs Terkel on children, christ, defense, funny, history, jobs, plants, soldiers, tears, time, tragedy, war, women, and world

The history of those who shed those other tears, the history of those anonymous millions, is what Terkel wants readers and listeners to come away with. What's it like to be that goofy little soldier, scared stiff, with his bayonet aimed at Christ? What's it like to have been a woman in a defense-plant job during World War II? What's it like to be a kid at the front lines? It's all funny and tragic at the same time.

Studs Terkel (1912 -)

Source: Coming of Age

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A Quote by Sir James Matthew Barrie on funny and women

You see, dear, it is not true that woman was made from man's rib; she was made from his funny bone.

Sir James Matthew Barrie (1860 - 1937)

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A Quote by Robert Fulghum on beauty, crisis, earth, funny, gold, happiness, imagination, people, rest, secrets, time, weapons, and world

Maybe we should develop a Crayola bomb as our next secret weapon. A happiness weapon. A Beauty Bomb. And every time a crisis developed, we would launch one. It would explode high in the air - explode softly - and send thousands, millions, of little parachutes into the air. Floating down to earth - boxes of Crayolas. And we wouldn't go cheap, either - not little boxes of eight. Boxes of sixty-four, with the sharpener built right in. With silver and gold and copper, magenta and peach and lime, amber and umber and all the rest. And people would smile and get a little funny look on their faces and cover the world with imagination.

Robert Fulghum (1937 -)

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A Quote by Richard David Bach on anger, choice, consequences, cruelty, foolishness, funny, health, helpful, kindness, laziness, life, patience, sacrifice, selfishness, sharing, stupidity, and tolerance

Life does not require us to be consistent, cruel, patient, helpful, angry, rational, thoughtless, loving, rash, open-minded, neurotic, careful, rigid, tolerant, wasteful, rich, downtrodden, gentle, sick, considerate, funny, stupid, healthy, greedy, beautiful, lazy, responsive, foolish, sharing, pressured, intimate, hedonistic, industrious, manipulative, insightful, capricious, wise, selfish, kind or sacrificed. Life does, however, require us to live with the consequences of our choices.

Richard Bach (1936 -)

Source: Running

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A Quote by Price Pritchett, Ph.D. on ethics and funny

Ethical dilemmas have a way of sneaking up on a person. If something smells funny, stay away from it. Or help get rid of it.

Price Pritchett

Source: The Ethics of Excellence

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A Quote by Oliver Wendell Holmes on funny

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And since, I never dare to write As funny as I can.

Oliver Wendell Holmes (1809 - 1894)

Source: The Height of the Ridiculous.

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