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A Quote by Ursula K. Le Guin on morning, life, funny, get over it, living, and alarm

Morning comes whether you set the alarm or not.

Ursula K. Le Guin (1929 -)

Contributed by: Athena

A Quote by Marilyn Monroe on clothes, nude, naked, nothing, radio, justify, justification, humor, and funny

It's not true that I had nothing on. I had the radio on.

Marilyn Monroe (1926 - 1962)

Contributed by: Z

A Quote by Sol Luckman on age, old, proverb, funny, and luke soloman

YOU'RE ONLY OLD ONCE.

Sol Luckman

Source: Beginner's Luke: Book I of the Beginner's Luke Series, Pages: 81

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A Quote by Sol Luckman on luke soloman, beginners luke, begging, poverty, nonchalance, money, earning, abundance, co-creation, manifestation, homeless, career, possibility, trenchant, funny, humor, comedy, and social satire

I adopted a begging posture that suggested genteel poverty combined with a certain affable nonchalance. People found this irresistible. They lavished money on me. Within days I exceeded ten dollars an hour. I began to save money and even, following Blue’s lead, tithed to the less fortunate. I became less pessimistic, thought less about how cruel the streets can be. I actually considered begging a legitimate career possibility.

Sol Luckman

Source: Beginner's Luke: Book I of the Beginner's Luke Series, Pages: 77..78

Contributed by: Alyce

A Quote by Sol Luckman on leper, belief, fiction, make-believe, jesus, god, satan, luke soloman, funny, humorous, and hilarious

I’d never seen a leper before. To be honest I didn’t really believe in them. I’d always assumed they were just made-up Biblical characters like Jesus, God and Satan.

Sol Luckman

Source: Beginner's Luke: Book I of the Beginner's Luke Series, Pages: 75

Contributed by: Alyce

A Quote by Sol Luckman on drinking, alcohol, friendship, bonding, save the world, luke soloman, philosophy, picaresque, and funny

Nothing bonds two solitary individuals like a good shared drunk. This is a scientific fact. It’s important, even necessary for the long-term welfare of the planet to get good and s**t-faced with your neighbor every now and then.

Sol Luckman

Source: Beginner's Luke: Book I of the Beginner's Luke Series, Pages: 69

Contributed by: Alyce

A Quote by Bill Maher on bill maher, fun, funny, true, and war in iraq

...Just Keeping the Shit to Shoe level...

Bill Maher

Source: Real Time with Bill Maher

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A Quote by unknown on beliefs, laugh, laughed, and funny

People who don't like their beliefs being laughed at shouldn't have such funny beliefs.

unknown

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A Quote by Sol Luckman on pacifism, freedom, free will, free thought, free love, free ride, freebie, vegetarian, fruitarian, breatharian, eternal life, salvation, vegan, nature, earth, mother earth, harmony, commune, community, hippy, cult, dead head, gr

The Folarians (such was their name) were a pacifistic people who believed in free will, free thought, free love, free land, free living, free rides, freeloading and freebies of all kinds. Bitter enemies of the Vegetarians, the Fruitarians (who lived exclusively on raw fruit), the Pietarians (or “New Fruitarians,” as they were sometimes called, who ate only raw fruit pies) and the Breatharians (who subsisted on air alone), the Folarians promoted a doctrine wherein eternal life was achieved by abstaining from all food sources save foliage—thus their name. Moreover, this foliage—whether leaves, stems or flowers—must already have fallen to the ground of its own accord. This way, eating only nature’s leftovers, the Folarians lived in perfect harmony with Mother Earth.

Sol Luckman

Source: Beginner's Luke: Book I of the Beginner's Luke Series, Pages: 44..45

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