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Early to rise, early to bed, makes a man healthy, but socially dead.

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A Quote by unknown on funny, smoking, and life

 Quitting smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I’ve done it dozens of times

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A compromise is an agreement whereby both parties get what neither of them wanted. Anybody can win, unless there happens to be a second entry.

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A Quote by Barbara Kingsolver on poisonwood bible, dementia, and funny

"He had senile dementia and liked to go outside naked, but he could still do two things perfectly: win at checkers and write out prescriptions."

Barbara Kingsolver

Source: The Poisonwood Bible

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A Quote by Nathaniel Hawthorne on pearl, funny, Letter, scarlet, and hawthorne

Come, therefore, and let us fling mud at them!

Nathaniel Hawthorne (1804 - 1864)

Source: The Scarlet Letter (Barnes & Noble Classics Series) (Barnes & Noble Classics)

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