The eyes believe themselves; the ears believe other people.
Source: Fortune Cookie
Contributed by: gzusgirl
A girlfriend told me that in a former life I must have been a fortune cookie. I don't remember if that was before or after she ripped me apart and stole all my wisdom.
Contributed by: Raphie
Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level, then beat you with experience.
Source: via Silk Road Fortune Cookie
Contributed by: ~C4Chaos
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